Based on the brilliant writing of last night’s Episode 3, HBO’s Girls has completely won me over. Here is a comprehensive list of what I consider the best lines of the night:
“You look like Mickey Mouse without the ears.”
“What is going on? Is it some kind of solstice?”
“So you have HPV. All adventurous women do.”
“No I have not tried a lot to lose weight, I decided I’d have some other concerns in my life, okay?”
“I remember to eat when my eyes get cloudy.”
“She was calling with some news about my vagina.”
“My medium baggage is that I bought four cupcakes and just ate one in your bathroom.”
“Julian, be a lamb and go and grab my tit tape.”
“You were soft and round, like a dumpling.”
“I mean, ya know, there’s lots of titles.”
“What I’m having is a physical and inappropriate reaction to my total joy for you and your self discovery.”
“I do explore, and right now I’m seeing this guy who sometimes I let him hit me on the side of my body, so…”
“Well, I think it was Maya Angelou who said we are only as blind as we wanna be.”
“This fruity little voice that you’ve put on is a new thing.”
“Is this about the scarf?”
“No, it’s not about the scarf, but the scarf is not helping the situation.”
“It was nice to see you. Your dad is gay.”
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